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🍻🏈🔥Fantasy Football Frenzy: Draft Night Banter & Strategic Debates

AJ, Fur1ous, SG CJ & Chinky Season 5 Episode 3

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What if your Fantasy Football Draft decisions could make or break your entire season? Join us on Timeless Talk, where AJ, Fur1ous, Special Guests CJ & Chinky recount their exhilarating draft experience, sipping on tequila & space dust, and sharing tales of triumphs & regrets. Ever wondered why CJ juggled two drafts at once or why Fur1ous decided to sit this episode out? We bring you right into the action, filled with laughter, friendly competition, and some heated debates about Yahoo’s draft ratings.

Ever faced the nail-biting choice between Tyreek Hill & Christian McCaffrey? Listen as AJ shares the agony of his first pick dilemma and the surprise twist when McCaffrey slipped to the fourth spot. From the highs of securing top players to the lows of unexpected underperformances like Cooper Kupp’s, our hosts offer insights into the necessity of preparation & the unpredictable nature of fantasy football. We also dive into controversial trades and the strategic maneuvers that can turn the tide in any league, making this a must-listen for both seasoned players & newcomers alike.

Fantasy Football isn’t just about stats and standings; it’s about the camaraderie, the banter, & the unforgettable moments. From humorous exchanges about ill-informed trades to the financial stakes involved, we capture the essence of why fantasy football is more than just a game. Whether you’re a die-hard football fan or just love a good laugh, this episode promises to entertain and enlighten. Cheers to another season of fantasy football fun!


*Fantasy Football Draft With Friends
*Draft Strategy & Luck
*Strategy & Player Selection
*Draft Rankings & Banter
*League Banter
*Gaming & Strategy Debate
*Football Team Banter & Rivalry


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Intro Beat Credit: Memnoc (Picasso)*
*Outro Beat Credit: Leo Legendary*

Speaker 1:

and welcome back to the conversation that never ends. This is Timeless Talk. I am your host, aj, and man. This is a fun episode. Man, we all had a few drinks in this already To bring you guys up to pace. This is Timeless Talk. I'm your host, aj. I'm a little tipsy right now. I had a little bit of a space dust my drink's over there Were we drinking tequila fellas?

Speaker 2:

I forgot what we were drinking.

Speaker 1:

There's a lot going on right now. I'm going to bring y'all to speed Over here to my left. I'm going to go ahead and give him his intro. I know he's focused right now. Are you drafting right now, sir? I'm drafting right now, he's drafting right now. So we'll come back to him. We'll save him for last, as always, you guys, you know what I'm saying. I got my co-host over there Furious. Yeah, yo, he dropping shells on him, he dropping shells on him. Yeah, how you doing, brother, I'm all right. Sorry, we're all a little bit.

Speaker 1:

How do you feel right now? Good, you, good.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You got some alcohol in your system. You feel good, we all got some alcohol. He's the only sober one here.

Speaker 2:

Guys Are you feeling twisted, feel good.

Speaker 5:

I think we need another shot. You need another shot. I think we need another shot. I think we need another shot. I think he's right.

Speaker 1:

I think CJ's right man. All right y'all. So over here, directly to my right, we got Cheeky Bruh Bruh. All right, man, it's over here, to my direct left.

Speaker 1:

We have cj. You got it down, man. I mean, in case you guys now I can explain the set better, I had to properly introduce everybody. Thank you all for being here with us today. Okay, so we're in season five. You know I'm saying this is timeless talk. Today we're doing we did a, a draft. I wouldn't say and I will say the nfl draft we did, we did a fantasy football draft. You know, it's my second year actually playing, playing, so I don't know how well I'm gonna do. I got an, a plus in the rating according to cj, here to my left, so I'll take it. You know I'm saying this man is drafting. In case you guys are wondering, I'm gonna put that out there now. This man is drafting in a second league that he's in right now. So I told this man thank you for being here and go ahead and draft to your second league.

Speaker 1:

We good man you know so thank you for thinking for that, cj. Anyway, we on, we on time. Let's talk today. We're going to discuss the picks. You guys didn't get to visually see our draft, unfortunately, because we started a little later than we wanted to today, but that's okay. We still got some good picks and then we got some decent rankings. We're going to talk about how y'all really felt about your picks and then how yahoo felt about your guys's picks.

Speaker 2:

Okay, uh, hashtag fuck y'all look over all that shit.

Speaker 4:

He's like cheeky's.

Speaker 1:

Like all right, let you know how I feel furious today. Right, who's always my co-host over here on my right usually my left is gonna kind of just put his in tech, his little, his little intel in there here and there. But you know he didn't want to play the league this year. If you don't mind me asking you, sir, why didn't you want to play with us this year? I just have to ask you that. But I wanted to ask you that on the record.

Speaker 4:

I'm just not well-versed in the sport. I don't really watch it like that to really form an educated opinion as far as to win something and the last time I played, I lost so damn. I also heard you didn't, you didn't lose. I lost because of ignorance.

Speaker 5:

You did good.

Speaker 4:

I did good. I did good for everybody. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

I was getting motherfuckers away he's like you did good.

Speaker 5:

I did some of my money. That's what I did. One thing I'll say I play for fun. It's all fun. It's all fun. Speak into your microphone, brother. It's all fun and games, bro.

Speaker 2:

You know if I lose? I lose.

Speaker 1:

That's how you got to look at it, bro. At the end of the day, it's a game right? Ain't no one going to really get sick of?

Speaker 4:

it. But you should also, like you know, be at least somewhat versed in the game.

Speaker 1:

No, I agree. I mean just being real. You got to put some type of study behind it, because you are in front of your own cash here. You know what I'm saying? Ain't no one really getting passes with. That Commissioner here wasn't going to let no one slide either. And again, they're making sure everybody get their money, huh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's a lot of research that goes into this shit. You got to know a second, bro. I got Furious' take on it. You said that's why you don't want to play In the future. You might play though, right, because you're saying the next year you might give it a real shot, right?

Speaker 4:

I mean, if I start watching the games and I actually start studying them and knowing what's up, then I'll feel more confident, because you'll feel more confident investing $100. I got an idea of how it might go. You know what I'm saying, how it's played. Just you know, knowledge is power. Right Facts.

Speaker 1:

No, that's true, Okay cool. So, Chinky, I got to ask you now bro, First time you played fantasy football. How was that experience for you, bro? Let the audience know how you felt when you first played, bro.

Speaker 2:

Shit, and I got their place, did you?

Speaker 1:

My boy placed without studying bro.

Speaker 2:

That's good though.

Speaker 1:

Hey, that's pretty good To you to place, to be able to place right, because there's only three spots right. First, you win the grand prize plus the trophy. Second, you third is break even, right, what's second?

Speaker 5:

Third is break even. Second, for my league is 250.

Speaker 1:

250, 50. Okay for his league. So for our commissioners league, by the way, I should have. I should have said that when I first introduced cj. Here he's our, he's the commissioner of our league, bro, the commissioner of our league to the left, cj. I had to give you some hype, bro. You know what I'm saying. Brother, hey, bro, carl loves you. Bro, bro, here's a hand pass for CJ. Yeah, yo, but nah, he's a commissioner of our league and he was telling me he's like nah, man, I gotta go easy on you, especially if you've done this shit before. It's just been a little while since I've done it. So for you to place third, that's pretty good, bro, not doing this shit in a while, that's. And you just went off of what ranked picks. What was your strategy there that you're willing to share you?

Speaker 2:

already made your picks, so go ahead. I don't know, just went with the flow, just fucking with the flow, fuck it.

Speaker 1:

You just said whoever's higher ranked, I'm going to choose them.

Speaker 4:

Fuck it, they're there.

Speaker 1:

They're still on the board. I mean, something really really happened weird. Something really weird happened in our league. Y'all I had to share with y'all for you fantasy footballers out there, right, that avidly do it every year. You guys know who the number one pick is, who usually is the number one pick, right? My boy. Well, me, I had to choose. I had to flip a coin. I'm gonna say my boy and I was deciding because I got first pick in this particular league. It was between cmc and fucking tyreek hill, right. So I flipped a coin because I was like, damn dog, I know they're both going to produce a lot. But I was like, do I go with who I'm wearing a jersey for? If y'all didn't catch it already, I'm a Miami Dolphin fan. Obviously, tyreek Hill is a wide receiver for the Dolphins. I was like, man, I don't want to just make a biased choice here, because those running backs are not a bad first pick in the league. He's literally the number one ranked pick in the league. Right, I flipped a coin.

Speaker 5:

Four receiver Top two.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, tyreek is, but I'm saying like number one overall choice is CMC right.

Speaker 1:

CMC's hands down. So this was a tough decision for me to make. Y'all. I want y'all to understand. We're going to take this part of the podcast to dive into the fantasy football aspect of everything, right? So I got first pick. That wasn't planned out y'all, it was just. You know what I mean, it was just fucking. That shit was luck. He said luck and the crickets he got lucky with it. Yeah, that's right. I love that. Okay, I'll take it. As you can see, your boy, aj, got first pick. It didn't happen like that on purpose, it just happened Right.

Speaker 1:

So I was very, very troubled whether I was going to choose Tyreek Hill, ceedee Lamb or fucking CMC man McCaffery. It came down to me flipping a coin man and Wes if you watch this, shout out to you bro, because you kind of influenced my decision a little bit. But I told myself man, I really like these two players, I know they're going to do well for me. So I was like first pick, it's a very important decision because I didn't pick for a while. Being a fucking snake draft, you know how that goes. I was like you got to make this shit count, bro. If you're going to lose out on everybody else, you better at least pick someone that matters.

Speaker 1:

So I chose tails for Tyreek and then heads for CMC. Shit came up tails I honored the coin flip. Hopefully it benefits for me. And then this guy right here had an anomaly happen to him. I don't think anybody here thought that CMC fought out to the fourth pick. Holy shit, that's what makes this league a little weird, bro. A little strange because I know that when it was his turn to pick he literally double-taked real quick.

Speaker 5:

He looked. He was like it was either him or Brees Hall. But I already knew CMC should never go to the fourth round. I mean the fourth pick for the first round.

Speaker 1:

That's crazy, that was smart on your part because even though, even if Hall were to have a breakout year, the safe and smart-ass pick would have been obviously who he chose right.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, cmc the best Hands down, healthy the best pick.

Speaker 1:

No facts. So, knowing that you made the right choice, that was going to be my choice, but it came with a tail. So you know, if I go right with Tyreek, I'm a Dolphin fan, let's see what he can do this year, man.

Speaker 1:

Hopefully he keeps it up going that happy with it. Yeah, yeah, I'm not mad at it at all, bro. I was like all right, cool, you know what. Between those two it was a good outcome. So, my, my question that I have for chinky here all right, bro, I'm throwing it back to you for a second dog. So how do you feel about this draft? Why did you get a d? We're gonna talk about ratings. We're gonna hop into that right now, but we're gonna talk about ratings right now. Okay, we're gonna talk about okay. So we did our draft right. We did our draft right. We did our draft. Furious over there, chilling.

Speaker 1:

He did give me some advice, though I'll give you that. I appreciate you throwing your two cents in there every five or so minutes to kind of like, hey bro, you should go for this tight end, or hey bro, you should go for this wide receiver. Hey bro, this running back seems like it was. That was cool for you to do that. I didn't expect you to Just accept it. Fuck AI, bro. There is no AI. We created AI. Therefore, that means it was you. Just take that advice, bro. Fuck it, just take that. Take that. Take that those flowers. All right, bro, just say it was you. It was you right. Yeah, all right. So I used my football knowledge over here to my right. He helped me out, anyway, what? Anyway, what I noticed is that I do notice you guys. I know you guys know this shit too, and I know he had his strategy. Cj had his strategy. He was laughing, but Bo was like y'all got next. It was funny, bro, and every time we wouldn't pick his pick he'd be like yes, talk radio prevails.

Speaker 3:

I was letting him fall to me.

Speaker 1:

I loved it and I noticed that bro straight up, so and we all saw that right. I loved it.

Speaker 2:

One thing I will say what sleeper right here watch sleeper CJ me sleeper right here.

Speaker 5:

Sleeper, I looked at your team. I don't know about that one.

Speaker 1:

Hey, hey, y'all wouldn't know about that one either, hey hashtag fuck y'all who sleeper yeah, we'll see, though. Very confident words, and I'm actually glad you said that, because I was going to follow that up With saying that we're actually Towards the end of the season.

Speaker 1:

Whoever gets crowned champion, whether they were physically present For this episode or not, that person's going to come on the show With their fucking trophy and explain their. Let me not explain their strategy In and out, because I don't want to expose them, but I want them to at least be like you know, hey, this is why I won. You know what I'm saying? Tell us why.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, I'll be back.

Speaker 1:

So go ahead, bro. I'll be back this man about to claim the trophy he paid for.

Speaker 5:

Fuck it, We'll see man.

Speaker 1:

So, moving forward, I'm going to flip it over here to CJ before I go over to Furious over there. When was your, how was your first fantasy experience and how did you go into it? Were you as confident and cocky?

Speaker 5:

as you are in this one. I didn't know what to do. My first year, bro. Everyone had notepads and fucking computers and shit. I was on my phone. I played six at the end of the year. That was the only year I played six. After that I was top three.

Speaker 1:

He said never again Learning lesson though that was a learning lesson. You were there like damn, I didn't do none of my fucking homework, nah. But they all knew.

Speaker 5:

I didn't. They all knew what they was talking about how to do my homework. Learn from that shit, though.

Speaker 1:

But you did right. Yes, you played six.

Speaker 5:

Okay, sorry, I didn't handle it. Watch it. Oh really, yeah, because you're commissioner now.

Speaker 1:

That's cool man. Good for you, bro, did you? Now that you're commissioner, now that you? Because I know, like I said, I've said this off the record plenty of times where I've heard this man. We work in the same place, right, but I'll disclose him what that is. I'll show up to work man I and his fantasy picks. And he was saying, oh, this is a good choice or this is the round you got to draft this person and this person's most likely to get hurt. I digress you, I'll give you that man. I'm not going to lie to you. I'll, lowkey, get out of my car like this motherfucker about to merc everybody. This year, bro, you're either going to be the biggest merc or the the way you ended last, bro.

Speaker 5:

Knowledge is power.

Speaker 1:

You got to know every person, every move every injury, all that shit I would agree right, because even if, like, at the end of the day, you are at the fucking mercy right of the players, I agree with you. You got to make an educated, educational, fucking choice.

Speaker 2:

Well, one thing I can say is like how do you know they? You don't know that.

Speaker 5:

You don't know Bro.

Speaker 1:

McCaffrey could blow His fucking knee out In week one.

Speaker 2:

You know what I'm saying so. I feel like Fantasy is kind of like chance.

Speaker 1:

It is.

Speaker 2:

It's like it's like you choose All these great ass Fucking players.

Speaker 4:

And they can have Ass years. Have a shitty ass year.

Speaker 2:

Like fucking Cup. He got blown out by Nakua Last year and no one expected that. Nobody expected that. Shit, Bro.

Speaker 1:

That's a good-ass example actually.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

That's facts.

Speaker 1:

That's why you're really at the mercy of the player. That's why I was like, look, I was telling CJ here, you know, be confident. It's good that you have the confidence, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 1:

That's a great thing, big dog. But he said big dog, I just though. But I mean, at the same time, it's good to know who's who's gonna go hungry the next year. You know, I'm saying who's gonna want to put those numbers up? And they, obviously they don't give a fuck about fantasy, oh no, these motherfuckers just want to do points for themselves bro so you just happen to draft them, you, the motherfucker on the receiving end.

Speaker 1:

That's gonna be great. You know what I mean and I'll give you that. You gotta do the homework to know who's great. Who's gonna be great, right, let me ask you something. I'm gonna ask you something now about our draft we just had right now off camera, off the record. Are you genuinely very, very happy with your team? Do you think this is gonna dominate?

Speaker 5:

the fuck out of the league, or what? The best team?

Speaker 1:

A plus number one but my shit was A plus too, though that's cool. Second place I got you in first place, but shit, second place.

Speaker 5:

You said first place for a reason. Man you did my homework. I know what I'm doing. Look, can I give you the perfect example About sleepers.

Speaker 2:

So last year I had a homie who Nobody picked up, cj Stroud. My homie picked him up.

Speaker 1:

Fucking balled everybody.

Speaker 4:

Took the fucking dust he won the whole league.

Speaker 2:

Won the whole league. Damn With CJ Stroud, and no one wanted to pick him up and nobody wanted to pick him up. Did you pick him up? I didn't pick him up, my homie did no.

Speaker 1:

But saying this in our league who got him this year Did you get him. Oh, I don't know who got him Shit. Did you pick up CJ Stroud? Cj, I ain't touching that. He said negative Nah.

Speaker 5:

That ain't going to be me. Nah Shit. I like mobility quarterback. I mean running, yeah quarterbacks. Mobility quarterbacks is usually the best overall. He's a pocket passer, he's good. But I'm shooting for those mobility quarterbacks who can run and pass. That's fair.

Speaker 1:

That makes them more versatile. They can right you points in either category. That's when you know you got a real fucking W, bro. When you got a player who moves like that, that's a good W for sure. All right To turn the table over to bring Furious back in this conversation real quick. Let me ask you something, sir. When you played now there's an infamous trade I'm going to put this shit on the record, bro. Supposedly you were giving up a lot of good-ass players to one of our mutual friends and that supposedly everybody in the league was against this trade and they've been telling this guy the commissioner at the time, don't fucking approve this shit. Why the fuck are you going to approve that trade? This boy's just fucking raping. Essentially you, for these people Did this. Was this fucking raping? Essentially you, for these people, did you not care? I want to hear your side of the story. If you remember, if you can recollect what I'm talking about. Supposedly was it last year, I don't know if this was last year or the year before Last year.

Speaker 5:

You played last year right the year before.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the year before. Okay, supposedly, and I'm not going to bleep his name out he had him on the league right and he made a trade with you and supposedly he was like giving you ass and you were giving him like great shit. Everybody in the league supposedly was like telling this man don't fucking approve that trade. I don't know, don't allow that shit.

Speaker 4:

But that's why I won't play again, unless I'm like well-.

Speaker 1:

The knowledge. Well, you said to focus right.

Speaker 4:

I didn't know about it To me. I didn't fucking know who I was getting. I wasn't well versed in it. That's fair. That's why.

Speaker 1:

So you didn't really care how you were going.

Speaker 5:

I didn't care.

Speaker 4:

I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know what I was getting.

Speaker 1:

So essentially it's a fucking asshole for fucking making. You make that.

Speaker 4:

That's just part of the game honestly yeah but at the same time bro what do they say in that show?

Speaker 1:

they're like they trade raped you.

Speaker 4:

I mean I shouldn't have been playing in the first place, because, I mean, if I didn't know the fact that I agreed to a game that I had no idea like what I was doing?

Speaker 1:

That's fair.

Speaker 4:

That was the first mistake.

Speaker 1:

True.

Speaker 4:

That's why you're not going to see me play again unless I'm well-versed.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to get you right.

Speaker 5:

We good.

Speaker 1:

I'm glad that he's going to get you practice. I really wanted you to play with us this year, bro. I wasn't about to make Furious dive into some shit that he doesn't want to do. So next year we're hoping that when you get some practice on this year, he can give you the after practice You'll be down to play with us next year If you get enough experience and you feel confident enough, right? He said that's a big if, if I do If I want to right Hopefully.

Speaker 5:

Hopefully, because that's money too. You know it is money and I'm playing to win, so I'm not just trying to like if I'm going to really play.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to be fucking locked in like locked in more than all you know what I'm saying. Big facts.

Speaker 4:

I'm obsessed. Fuck that man. There was like how much money? Was it?

Speaker 5:

600 bucks 650 first place, second place, 250 First place. Money back 100.

Speaker 4:

This one came to me right At the end of the thing Last year. Oh yeah, man, we need your money.

Speaker 1:

At the end of the year she was like oh, by the way, by the way, you owe us $100. Oh shit, you didn't pay Until the end of the year End of the year, end of the year.

Speaker 4:

No, I mean, I had to pay. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

I lost you're like fuck, okay, I'm stealing money out of my pocket.

Speaker 4:

I'm paying someone's pot. You know what I'm saying. So it's like I feel it.

Speaker 1:

No, that makes sense, I get it, bro, I wouldn't blame you that's why you day.

Speaker 1:

That's what it ends up being, because, at the end of the day, there's no guarantees in not only life but obviously fantasy football, right? So for those audience members that are rocking with us that don't usually play fantasy football, we appreciate y'all for sticking around this long. This is a different take. We've never done this on Timeless Talk. Again, this is the first time I've played it in a while, so I'm actually excited. I got a rank of A+. So we're going to talk about rankings. I know we were diving that a second ago. Did we get to you already about how you feel about yours and why you think they ranked you at D? They gave you a D, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Listen, like I said, fuck.

Speaker 4:

Yahoo Sports Fuck.

Speaker 2:

Yahoo Sports I'm a sleeper.

Speaker 1:

Okay, Yahoo, you hear that.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Went for the sleepers, huh, he said he went for the sleepers.

Speaker 1:

He said what's your name? The?

Speaker 5:

sleepers, my bedtime.

Speaker 2:

I don't know Rose said bedtime bro.

Speaker 1:

Yo, he's firing away. I'm sorry, brother, you're a victim. I'm sorry, brother, you're a victim. I'm sorry, bro. He said you should change your name to the Sleepers. He said you ain't laying no pipe this year. How do you feel about that? I'm instigated right now.

Speaker 2:

That's bullshit.

Speaker 1:

He's basically saying that if there's a week where y'all face each other, CJ, he's going to make you take the pipe. That's what I'm understanding.

Speaker 5:

Hey, I'm projected to go at 12-3, so we'll see I'm laying pipe, so he said fuck that.

Speaker 1:

Okay, before we move on again, chinky, I promise you, dog, I'm not picking on you dog. Cj, what was Yahoo's prediction for his overall score? What was Yahoo's prediction?

Speaker 5:

for me, no for Chinky's.

Speaker 1:

No, I know we got that, but I'm saying his overall record. What is he going to finish? What are they predicting him to? Finish with If you could do that. I don't want you to miss a line. I have to do it. Bro, mine's coming next. I'm just saying, bro, he's like fuck bro, I shit his ass Fuck them.

Speaker 2:

They don't know For the crowd you're listening.

Speaker 1:

First Tell them, bro Sleeper, they're looking at you Tell them.

Speaker 5:

Sleeper. He says sleeper Five and ten. Damn, I don't know about that.

Speaker 2:

That's just going to flip by the end of the season. I don't know about that Five and ten. Sleeper.

Speaker 1:

At least they didn't give you an F, they gave you a D+. That's just borderline.

Speaker 2:

I guess it's better than Nate. It's because I'm giving the D out.

Speaker 1:

You're handing the D out.

Speaker 2:

You're laying pipe.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, laying pipe, you're giving the provisions You're going to pick out for them. Y'all are going to get fucked this year. I'll save CJ for last man. Obviously, we're not in a three-man fucking league here. We have other gentlemen that were supposed to be here tonight, that were going to share the microphones, jump in here and give us their take and say what they came up with on their team and where they landed in the draft, and all that, but I'll go ahead and go with mine first. I'll go with mine next. I should say the Honey Badgers. I didn't make that clear, though. Before I went in this man's team right here, before I go into mine above my head, you got the laying pipe. Is this called the laying pipe or the laying pipers?

Speaker 2:

Which one is it bro? The laying pipe, the?

Speaker 4:

laying pipe right.

Speaker 1:

The laying pipe. We got this man's logo above our head, right here. Y'all can see it. Laying pipe is projected to be D, d plus and they're supposedly going to go five and 10. We'll see if happens. Maybe God is good. God is sleepers, he said. Who knows, cj chimed in. We might have a sleeper that might win this fucking bitch. We don't know, we'll see. We know, but he said we know he said it ain't gonna be you.

Speaker 1:

But anyway, cj, alright. So me, I named my team the Honey Badgers bro. If anybody knows a honey badger bro, that's the most fearless animal in the entire fucking animal kingdom. That bitch fights animals. That will kill him and he'll still fight him with his chin up, bro, the whole time. So inspiring that. That fucking logo design. You see, right now, that's my team. I actually ranked a plus. I'll put it up. I didn't know. I did a little research. I know something about football. I used to play in high school. I'm not. I'm not claiming to be the most knowledgeable person. I think the most knowledgeable person at the table is going to be cj. Period. I'm not even going to argue that. Not trying to fight that I think this man was. I literally walked into this shit. I wouldn't say intimidated, but I definitely felt I got my work cut out. This motherfucker knows huh felt the force I felt the force for sure.

Speaker 1:

I was like, oh, he advised the mock draft, which was a smart move on my part. I did the mock drafts. I feel better about how that turned out. I was like you know what, all right, I like some of my picks. I think I made some good ones. I wasn't too sure why I'd rank with it, but for Yahoo to give me an A+, as you see here now, yo, I'm actually surprised. I'm actually surprised. I'm not saying I'm surprised, surprised. But I was like I mean, I did some homework but damn, I don't think I did enough to get that ranking. I was like I'll take it though, fuck it. But he did say something important.

Speaker 1:

Even with the ranking, like the one you guys see on the screen right now, that don't mean shit. If you don't know how to play these players right, you gotta start them. Who's on the waiver wire? If you're going to pick anybody up, if you're going to drop anybody off, you're going to know all that shit, man. So there's, yeah, an early prediction. I think Yahoo's going based off of your knowledge of what decisions you made in this draft, not how you're going to decision make during the season. You know what I mean. But anyway, without boring you guys half to death with my fucking analytics, I feel pretty confident with my shit. I I think I got a good chance this year. But my biggest opposition no offense, brother, I have love for you I think my biggest ops right here is going to be this man right here to my left. I got love for him. He's a big man but damn dog, he's going to be hard to beat. I already know.

Speaker 5:

And I know that if I do, I'm going to put that trophy dead center right here in the middle of the screen and be very, very proud of it. They were like, yes, it takes a lot to get that trophy. It does.

Speaker 2:

And they heard it here first. I'm a sleeper.

Speaker 1:

And you very much. Damn. Sack your shit, bro. This is your chance. Go ahead, damn, go to sleep. He said go to sleep. He said you're cooked, bro. You don't know it yet know where you at? Ka-chow, damn, Is that what?

Speaker 2:

your name drops.

Speaker 1:

Lane Park Congratulations. You played yourself. Go ahead, bro, you gonna take that, come on.

Speaker 3:

Hey.

Speaker 2:

Ka-chow Bruh Bruh.

Speaker 1:

Bruh, oh shit, bruh, ka-chow bruh bruh bruh bruh okay, alright, that's cool. I like that y'all. I respect it.

Speaker 1:

On lighter terms, this is a league of love no, it's not anyway, whoever wins man champ, you know, props to anybody who takes this shit. Bro, it's gonna be cool if you win, though that's gonna be interesting as podcast to have. Man, I'm gonna ask you a sleeper strategy, bro, if you actually win the trophy. So you're like man, I studied for this shit. This shit is rigged. Yo, my fuckers are full of shit like no, no, that ain't gonna happen if I don't win, it's because the motherfuckers got injured.

Speaker 5:

Ain't nothing you can do with motherfuckers.

Speaker 1:

Big facts and I'm glad you said that, cj, cause that's actually gonna transition to my next topic was how do you guys feel about us truly being at the fucking whim and the the mercy, I guess you could say, of the players, cause if they go out and have an ass year, you're just gonna be like I chose this motherfucker because I thought he was going to be great.

Speaker 2:

See, I feel like a lot of it is also like sports betting.

Speaker 4:

So I feel like certain players do shit for money.

Speaker 3:

You're not in control of that, like it's rigged.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's like rigged in a way. You know, that's just how I feel, you know.

Speaker 1:

And you know what that's fucked up because you're right, that could really hurt us fantasy players at that point. Because then you're like you know, I picked you, motherfucker. I thought you were going to have a show out year, but even all of a sudden this happens.

Speaker 5:

you know, even the actual players are playing fantasy too, so they be knowing like they want to show out.

Speaker 1:

That's a good point. It's funny.

Speaker 5:

he says that you know, I bet you, some of the motherfuckers, don I better draft me too?

Speaker 1:

No, they do. Do that, you're right. I feel like if you do that for the first pick, bro, you're a clown. Don't even be stupid, bro, especially if you know someone put up more numbers than you. You better choose that motherfucker first man. But I agree, I mean it would only make sense for you to draft yourself because CJ's got a point. You playing the game, you know what I'm saying. You be out there on the field so you know how that's gonna go, man yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

But uh, uh, in case you guys are wondering, I know the audience is watching, they're paying attention. Thank you guys for rocking with us just some quick chime in real quick with furious over there. He's not asleep, he's alive, he has a pulse. Still, he's just involved in this episode because this man is waiting for the second part. We'll get to that in a second, but before we get to the second, part don don't do that.

Speaker 1:

Don't do that. But what I will say is the experience has been fun, man. I never again I forgot how fun this shit could be, because the last draft that I had, bro, I wasn't with my boys drinking, I was fucking by myself, like just sitting there. That shit is lame to me, man. If you don't have a draft party, come on, bro. You know what I mean. You got to have fun with it because let's be realistic Every Sunday you're not going to be together when you're facing each other off, which I was going to tell y'all if y'all are down, man. I mean, I work Sunday nights but shit, if you want to come over during the day and we're playing each other, shit, come through, dog.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm saying? We'll pull up, pull up, we'll sit down together this guy. Here we go asshole. What's your fucking shit, bro? Fucking, fuck out of here. Nah, man, but all right, guys. So I know that CJ is deep and we're going to find out right now. I'm going to play Matter of fact, bro. Here's what I'm going to do right now, bro.

Speaker 3:

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to play devil's advocate right now, just a little bit. I know I'm in your ear right now. Cj, cj. All right, enough of that. I'm going to ask you, sir, how are you doing right now in the road to champions? You know what it's called Road to champions. What's the other league? Road to glory. Road to glory. Excuse me, I stand corrected. Yep, yep. How are you doing over there right now, because you're actively in that shit.

Speaker 5:

Perfect, are you fucking these motherfuckers in the ass right now, like I did y'all in the first round.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you fucking us in the first round. I ain't.

Speaker 5:

This is another A-plus draft. Look at this. First team, first place.

Speaker 3:

I should give you Satan's voice right now. What the fuck? You hear this guy. I'm going to be A-plus, I'm going to fuck them all. I get out of the minute with this shit, bro, I'm sorry, it just comes out of me. So let me ask you Did you have? Okay, I'm going to say his name because, what's his fucking name? Oh God, oh shit Edit Love editing who did In the first round? Who did he pick? Mccaffrey CMC. He's the number one.

Speaker 5:

What number did you get the?

Speaker 3:

fourth who did he pick?

Speaker 5:

McCaffrey CMC. He's the number one. What number did you get? The fourth.

Speaker 3:

You got the fourth pick. Who'd you choose?

Speaker 5:

Nah, I had the eighth pick.

Speaker 3:

I went ahead and got Monsignor Brown, son of God Damn Son of God, y'all Son of God, and these motherfuckers. And I know that CJ feeling good about his choices right now, he about to take the lead from the ass is what he was saying. He's going to make them pay for it in more ways than one. I don't know where I'm going with this. Forgive me y'all, but anyway I'm going to get rid of this voice. I'm feeling like I'm just on my level.

Speaker 1:

But it's shit. Anyway, I'm back, I'm me, I'm back, I'm me. I'm myself. I'm AJ, all right. So CJ, all right, man. So Georgie, who you have in that league with you, bro, do you feel like you're going to dominate them too, noticing all their picks? What round are you in right now?

Speaker 5:

I can't see the rest of their picks but looking at my team, I got some people that slipped on.

Speaker 1:

That's what it doesn't tell you about.

Speaker 5:

So I'm pretty confident in my team right now.

Speaker 1:

All right. Which team are you more confident in? The one you just picked, that you're actively picking right now, or the one you picked with us?

Speaker 5:

I'm going to have to see that overall grade and what they projected.

Speaker 1:

That's fair. Right now they're both pretty.

Speaker 5:

even right now, I can't lie.

Speaker 1:

Damn. All right, guys. So, before I transition from fantasy over to a different topic, so I can get Furious' pulse back in the conversation, conversation before we leave the topic at hand, which is fantasy football. And we're going to revisit this, you guys, once we crown a champion which, by the way, commissioner, when will we know that? I want you to make it official it'll be in February, for sure so February of next year, you guys will know, and they're going to be sitting in front of y'all with the trophy on the table and everything.

Speaker 4:

I don't know about that.

Speaker 5:

You still asleep you need to wake up. I'm right away, I'm right away.

Speaker 1:

I don't know about that one, alright, so we'll see. Hey, you know what, bro? I'm gonna have that champion come back and sit here, and that means cause again, like we told you guys, we have what 8 or 10 in our league? We got 10 we got 10 people in our league, so whoever that champion ends up being, we're gonna have him on the show that day, whether it's cj, whether it's myself, whether it's chinky here maybe someone that ain't here or someone that's not here could be.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna drop their names because they're gonna pick their aliases when they come on the show, but they're, they're gonna be here and we're gonna record it. We have that. We're gonna have the trophy dead center and they're gonna talk their shit, which justifiably so, they're gonna have to have the right to do, and we're just going to go from there. Man, I would like to have you all here too, just because it's going to be funny. This person be like gawking at us, like, yeah, y'all were assed the whole year, this, that and the third, especially when we play each other. I'm happy about my first round picks, but again, last thing I want to talk about, guys, first round matchups, that's what I was trying to get at. How do you feel about yours? Do you think it's accurate? Do you think it's bullshit? And then I go to CJ and then I move on Bullshit.

Speaker 2:

What was the rating that Yahoo gave you for that it said I was going to? It was 48 to 58%, meaning I was going to lose.

Speaker 1:

So they gave you 48 to that person's 50.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Who are you playing? Can 48 to that person's 50. Yeah, who are you playing? Can't say names, but Hold on, I'll meet you, bro, go ahead. Okay, and he's pretty confident.

Speaker 2:

My boy.

Speaker 1:

I mean he fucking, he's playing nothing but Rams players for the majority of his shit, but he's what was his? What was his? He got a squad.

Speaker 5:

He got a squad.

Speaker 1:

What was his? He got a squad, he got a squad. What was his percentage, though, mr Commissioner? What did he end up with? As far as percentage wise, he is projected? If you don't mind me looking that up and seeing that number?

Speaker 5:

He got an A plus too. Fuck, he's projected 12 and three, just like me and you.

Speaker 2:

Damn. That's the one thing. Can I say? One thing Go ahead Of course, you can. I had a homie who got an A-plus draft and got last place.

Speaker 5:

Damn, he got dead last, his team must have got injured.

Speaker 1:

As fuck it happens, yeah, see and I feel like when that happens, that sucks because you did your homework right and if they start playing like ass, that has nothing in your control, bro.

Speaker 5:

That's true. That's a good point. That's fair. You don't win off the waiver moves in the trade, so big facts.

Speaker 1:

You got to make those moves that's really where that, and not only that I feel like obviously you got to be knowledgeable enough to know who to start too. If you're not smart enough to know who has a bi-week, who doesn't, you're just fucking yourself, right, you know what I mean and real quick, man. You know, before we continue this fucking episode, bro, I'm gonna stop real quick and and give a quick shout out to furious over there. Thank you, bro, and give a quick shout out to Furious over there.

Speaker 5:

Thank you, bro. Here we go, furious. I'm trying to show it to y'all, holding it down.

Speaker 4:

You know that right, I know it is.

Speaker 1:

I know it is. That's why I'm trying to involve you real quick. I'm trying to show it to y'all in a bit.

Speaker 4:

He's basically saying fuck this episode and fuck all y'all.

Speaker 1:

I just fucking with you, bro. Let me ask you something, bro, how do you feel about I wouldn't say gambling, because that's essentially kind of what we're doing how do you feel about that as a whole? Do you feel like that's destroying our society? I'm going to ask you some deep shit, real quick, furious. I know your brain works well, brother, so tell me what do you think about that overall? Do you think that that's something that's helping our society or hurting it, bro? Do you feel like this is just fun and games, or do you think we're all just fucking playing ourselves?

Speaker 4:

I think gambling is mostly it depends on the game, but I mean, it's a bit of strategy but it's a lot of luck too. So I think that it just depends on the individual participating. If the person doesn't have a good hold, their uh inhibitions or anything like that, then they might go crazy. Do you indulge it in yourself, uh, every now and then, but like I mean, I know, like you could, it's easy to really, you know, get too involved, you know, and then you get too ahead of yourself and then you're just playing just to keep up, you know. So I think it's just it just depends on the person. But I don't necessarily think that it's it's hurting the society, it's just people's abusive, it hurts themselves it definitely happens a lot no, for sure.

Speaker 1:

And they don't know any better.

Speaker 4:

It'll happen right before your eyes, right because you already know walking in that it's a gamble, you know, but that's why, like like I said, I'd rather be be well versed in something, so I'm at least, at least I know that I did my best, you know saying, instead of just winging it or something no big facts and that's why you didn't play this year.

Speaker 1:

It makes sense.

Speaker 4:

It's not, I mean, this is like something like this, like I mean it's just for me Because this involves gambling as a gambling, whether we want to admit it or not.

Speaker 1:

He doesn't think it's a gamble.

Speaker 2:

He'll argue me all day on that.

Speaker 1:

He's like fuck you bro To me this is you know what I'm saying, which in essentially kind of is, though, which you can't control you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4:

So it's like to me it's like it's a gamble, but I don't know. I'd rather like I feel more comfortable playing like Baccarat or like Roulette or some shit, you know what I'm saying, just because I can see it happening.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, roulette too, because I can see it happening. You know what I'm going to cut you off. You good with that sentence. There you already did it, bro.

Speaker 4:

I already did. That's fine, fuck, I'm joking bro.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, dog, all right, all right, all right. So my next question to you is because Baccarat is lit. I like that shit, it's fun. I didn't know what the fuck it was until recently. Bro, I went to fucking Mor fuck. Is this shit baccarat, like I know? I know fucking 21 blackjack. I ain't gonna lie. Cj, put me onto that shit.

Speaker 1:

Even better, I have a better right yeah, he did, he put me onto that shit. When it comes to that game, I was like yo, this is kind of this is cool too, because there's different stakes, right there's a little different than blackjack, right?

Speaker 1:

do you feel like, okay, as far as how you feel when you ask for a hit, right or you're you're playing blackjack or back rat in this case, right? Do you think that having a knowledge of the game, or having an understanding of when to know the dealer, how to know what to do in that situation, is more advantage, kind of? How far it was right. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4:

You have to know. If you know the game that you're playing, you're just more confident. It doesn't mean that you're going to win, but you just you know. You at least know what you're going to do. You know, like, okay, like when I played this shit in my first year, I was like I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. Man.

Speaker 4:

I was asking him questions every fucking time hey man what? Do you do? He's like man you want to do this. I don't know. I don't know if this will tell me this shit to help himself.

Speaker 1:

Bro, the collusion. We're going to get into that when it's your first year.

Speaker 5:

I always help y'all out, I always give y'all the real because, even though You're an honest commissioner. Yeah, I'm an honest commissioner, I ain't trying to be hungry, frank, we kind of asked him for advice.

Speaker 3:

Yeah that's fair, I believe CJ I want y'all to come back so why am I going?

Speaker 4:

who doesn't know? It's like you know, if I wanted to, I respect that. That's cool, cj, why you said that.

Speaker 1:

No, cause that. No, I agree. Cause that also shows you too that he, he, wants you to have a good experience, so you want to play in the future. Yeah, if he just fucks you out of your you're not going like invited to play.

Speaker 4:

You know what I mean.

Speaker 2:

I wasn't like hey man, you guys got fantasy here. You know what I mean. You didn't come looking for that shit.

Speaker 1:

We're like hey, you know, let's play with us. You know what I'm saying, which I'm glad. I'm glad you're open to it, bro. That's why I hope next year is reality, bro, you play some games.

Speaker 4:

You know what I'm saying. I got some gambling stuff. You know what I mean? What?

Speaker 1:

you got. I got some stuff I got some games we can play, all right, for sure.

Speaker 4:

Higher stakes maybe.

Speaker 1:

Oh, higher stakes. Okay, so how? So Give us one example, if you can.

Speaker 4:

I'm just saying you know bigger pots, different games, you know I like that answer.

Speaker 1:

Not a bad one.

Speaker 4:

Gabe, you know you might not be well versed in, you know might have to do a little research.

Speaker 5:

That's fair. Hey, I feel it research.

Speaker 1:

Hey man, you talking to the research king right here. Man, I gotta give look man again like I can talk shit all I want. But at the end of the day, bro, I respect CJ for as much time he put into this shit man. That's why you know what I'm saying. That's why I told him I was like, bro, you got to at least win one of these leagues, man, because if you don't win one of them, bro.

Speaker 5:

I feel bad for him. You know what I'm saying I'm going to put some time into that shit.

Speaker 1:

I said it's looking like I'm going to win both. So when we make another episode in February, Y'all send me back with both the trophies.

Speaker 5:

Y'all send me back with both. I'm gonna bring both to the show.

Speaker 1:

Yo, if he has it, I'm gonna have it shine. I'm gonna play some music for that motherfucker. I'm gonna ask him what he wants to play.

Speaker 5:

I'm gonna need a little button for that. I'm gonna have my ring and my crown Hold on.

Speaker 1:

He said Hit me with those motherfucking horns. He said yeah, that's how we doing it here, bro.

Speaker 5:

That's how we doing it. Got to tune in or we're going to cartoon him, I feel it, bro.

Speaker 1:

So, and you're going to have the same pleasure if you win, bro, that's going to be your shit. So you, you're really going to have shit-talking rights, bro. D-plus rated team. I'll post that for you, but like suck it easy, yahoo.

Speaker 5:

Oh shit, it's done, that's another A-plus draft.

Speaker 1:

Yo, who would you, man bro?

Speaker 5:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Who was your favorite pick that you just made? I?

Speaker 5:

did. Honestly, I really love Amon St Brown on Detroit Lions. He's a good player. He's always consistent, so I'm really happy I was able to get him.

Speaker 1:

Get some points, man In the first round.

Speaker 5:

That was a good pick.

Speaker 2:

That was good.

Speaker 3:

We're going to have to get the shot.

Speaker 5:

Hold on, we're going to need another shot.

Speaker 1:

We're going to do another shot right here on the show for everybody to see.

Speaker 5:

Let's get another shot, let's do it All right.

Speaker 1:

Should I grab it or, yeah, you grab it, I'm the host, right. Hey bro, I'm passing it to you. Co-host. Continue the conversation, then I'll be right back, y'all.

Speaker 2:

I got to.

Speaker 1:

What do you think you want to add to this episode? Real quick, sport-wise bro, what can you if you're down?

Speaker 4:

you know about the, about the top picks, you know you did.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna give it to Furious, but that wasn't me, that was.

Speaker 4:

AI. You know what I mean no, it was you, bro.

Speaker 1:

I asked the AI, but it wasn't me fuck yeah, we're back, we're back, sorry, we're back, we're back. We're back, cj, we're back. My bad bro, alright. So I gotta give you, like I said we appreciate you, sir, you were giving us some help, some intel on the side there, appreciate it man. You weren't involved in the draft this year, but you were involved in the draft this year, so I can't really say that because you were involved. Bro, you helped me with two of my picks.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, but I mean only the results. Will tell you know, brother.

Speaker 3:

I got an A+.

Speaker 1:

That's a good start, that's a good start.

Speaker 4:

So basically, and Ways to Make a Wish saying it says to help you with two of your picks If you win.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's bad, that's 20%. Hey, don't start with your shit.

Speaker 2:

Hey, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1:

I actually helped him with one of the picks and we're being technical. I heard two man.

Speaker 4:

I heard two motherfucker.

Speaker 1:

That's 20% 10% each, nah, but everything else, though, I'm happy with it. Result was better than I thought it was going to be. I really didn't expect you to get a D. That's shocking you, bro. I think they might be tripping.

Speaker 2:

Like you said, don't expect a sleeper shit.

Speaker 5:

That's because I'm going to lay the D down later on Laying pipe right.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, laying pipe.

Speaker 2:

He had to lay the pipe, so it had to be that way, oh shit.

Speaker 1:

My boy's like y'all talking shit now, but later I'm going to be telling y'all Congratulations. You played yourself.

Speaker 2:

That's fair.

Speaker 1:

We'll see. We'll see how that turns out, man.

Speaker 2:

I'm about to pass this on to you, sir.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Hold on.

Speaker 5:

We need to change. You're not driving, motherfucker. I'm driving. I'm driving too, though, cap, I'm walking. Take it, bro, I'm operating a vehicle too.

Speaker 2:

You know what I'm saying Cock suckers, hey, we're good.

Speaker 1:

Man, thank you for taking that shot with us. If she hates you later, if she wants to give you shit later, you give me a call, bro. I'm gonna be like hey.

Speaker 2:

Fuck you wee ball, that's right.

Speaker 1:

You be alright, dog, it's okay. Tell her you know what? I don't do this shit every day. Let me live all right, woman, I come home to you and split your gap every night. Let me just live all right. I'll blow her candle out. There you go, that's what you do.

Speaker 1:

He said, nice, hey, if you're watching this later, no disrespect, all right, we say it with love. Nah, but for real though, man, I appreciate y'all. This has been a fun experience, man. I'm looking forward to it. Won't give them a week-by-week update or anything but halfway through the season we'll probably pop back on here. I know I'm going to have Commissioner CJ back on. We're going to have a good time, man. I appreciate y'all coming out for this though. Man. It's been a great time. You know what I? I know you're about to dip out on this first Furious. Anything you want to add to it till we possibly see you next season. We'll see you next week, obviously for a different topic, but we're talking about right now with this fantasy football shit. I don't know, bro, it's like my expertise is not reserved right now. Don't expect anything you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

I mean, I might get privy to it, you know, and I might, might indulge, but as of right now, probably not thanks.

Speaker 4:

All right, that's fair.

Speaker 1:

I was like yo, all right, we'll take that man all right. So I know you gotta go soon. Too chinky what you got man. Thank you for coming on time.

Speaker 4:

Let's talk first of all by the way you know.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying we appreciate having you here today, bro. It means a lot to us. I'm saying we show love. Y'all mean a lot to us, man. But this is your chance to say whatever you want to me, cj and your other opposers that are not currently here what to expect this season in fantasy football, how do you feel about it and why? And before we already went over your first matchup, cj's next for that, but I want to hear what you have to say to them as far as what to expect.

Speaker 2:

I said this once and I'm going to say it again Sleeper.

Speaker 1:

Sleeper? I would never get a voice teacher Wake up. He said we're a season starter, Wake up.

Speaker 2:

Hey, they call me Sandman because I'm pitching ass to sleep.

Speaker 1:

They call me the Sandman. I throw sand in your ass, dust your ass asleep, bro, you should call your team.

Speaker 2:

That, bro, especially if they start winning.

Speaker 1:

Bro, whooping ass in your first place, like my boys, whooping ass in playoffs like, hey bro, you should be the sandman that would be fucking hilarious. I'll give you that. If you do win, bro, I'm gonna call you the Sandman. Alright, I'm gonna show love to her when this is late.

Speaker 2:

Bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. I have faith in both of y'all.

Speaker 1:

I appreciate that. You know. Yeah, we appreciate that. I know CJ does too. He puts a lot of heart into it, so do I. Oh, yeah, you can talk all the shit you want. Of course I love to this man about what his picks are, because he made some good ones, bro, I looked, I was like this man knew what the fuck he was doing.

Speaker 2:

He helped all of us out.

Speaker 1:

He did, and he also helped us out. No, no, that's facts, and I will say this for the record this man did not hold back on giving us good advice especially with a drop. I still got an A plus too, you did.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know.

Speaker 1:

I'm about to merc anybody.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, I'm going to give you a little splash there, you go.

Speaker 1:

You didn't do your homework, motherfucker.

Speaker 4:

But I'll give you some shit.

Speaker 2:

A little splash.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so we appreciate you for that, but I'm always to have you all here before you all go. Cj, how do you feel about your first matchup, man? Do you think that the percentage that they gave you is accurate or is it bullshit? You out of here, furious, real quick Before you leave, though, let the audience know. Give them some final tidbits, bro. Whatever you want to put in their minds until they see you next week, what you got for them, man, lay it on them, it doesn't have to be football related.

Speaker 4:

Whatever you want, Just stay up, stay focused and make your money. Watch out for these distractions.

Speaker 1:

Oh, there's plenty of that shit.

Speaker 4:

Indulge carefully. We're probably a fucking distraction. Indulge safely and indulge safely.

Speaker 1:

Indulge safely okay facts alright, brother, love you dog, be safe okay furious love be safe, get home safe. Okay, alright, guys, as we continue, the episode Furious is out of here for now. We'll see him next week. We got some good shit coming y'all. But back to you, st CJ. I asked you the question of how do you feel about that? How do you feel about your first? I'm going to take this call. Go ahead, bro. What do you?

Speaker 5:

think, though Go ahead. So overall we got a 63% out of 37%, so I feel pretty damn good about this.

Speaker 1:

You got C3 over them. Who are you playing?

Speaker 5:

though I'm playing. I'm playing Millie.

Speaker 1:

Millie Mills. I know he watches the show. Hey Mills, when you watch this, bro, this is for the record and I'm sure our boy's going to tell you in person too, man.

Speaker 5:

Don't need to do it to you, but I had to do it, he said. But I had to do it, got to get the dove.

Speaker 1:

I know, bro, hey, but you know what? You got the 60% advantage right. It was him. Okay, All right, cool, cool, bro. You probably like y'all ganging up on me on your show and shit.

Speaker 5:

My first year out. He got a good squad. He going to do some stuff.

Speaker 1:

You going to do some stuff, bro, just not week one, just not week one.

Speaker 1:

Not a week one against CJ here, man, he going to help you out but he ain't going to give you all the keys to the pasture, bro, to the championship man. So one. But I have faith in you and the rest of the league to play somewhere else, just because I know you know the sport man, I know you used to play it, you, you, you share with me that you have knowledge of the game. So I have faith in you, bro, I think you're gonna be all right hey dog.

Speaker 5:

Like I said, people can get injured.

Speaker 1:

People could step up that's facts it just matters on let's humble you to put it that way, but yours is 63. How they play on, play honest.

Speaker 5:

Vex 63% is right now.

Speaker 1:

That's fine.

Speaker 5:

That shit's always wrong.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, he's right, and you know what. But I'm going to win. You got sour. When I was going to say you just soured the shit out of me. I was like, hey, you still got a chance. Ain't no chance.

Speaker 4:

Hey man, that's the competitive spirit bro.

Speaker 1:

That's the competitive spirit we run here at times. Let's talk. Ain't no one safe? Oh shit, All right, Mills, we got love for you, dog. You know that Ain't nothing personal man. Anyway, I think you're going to be okay. Maybe not after week one, but you got some chances. You know what I'm saying? That first pick was a little controversial. You're not here to defend yourself, so I ain't going to talk too much shit, but you passed on McCaffrey bro. How you going to do that, man?

Speaker 5:

I don't understand that. Maybe I'll beat the Honey Badgers.

Speaker 1:

Fuck you.

Speaker 5:

Hell no.

Speaker 1:

You ain't going to beat me. I'm sorry, brother. I got love for you. I was pushing for you up until now, until you said that shit. Anyway, you got a chance. I'll give you that. But I don't know about definitively beating me. That's a questionable argument there. But I'll give you that.

Speaker 5:

That's fine, you can say what you want to say with that, it's going to be a good year though. A lot of good teams, a lot of good picks, it's going to be a good year Not, I agree.

Speaker 1:

I agree, man. Fantasy football stuff aside, guys, this is obviously what the episode was mainly about. We're going to wrap it up.

Speaker 1:

But, cj, I did want to ask you, bro, would you be down to come on this? If I get you in trouble, if it is, just tell me I'll edit it out Would you be down to bring your girl on you and her together to talk about, like, talk about what Relationships? Relationships, yeah, bro, females perspective on shit. Now, mind you, I want you to be honest, you're going to have your girl on there too.

Speaker 1:

Yes, she's going to be here too. She tells you she's down. She actually wants me. It was her idea to invite one of my good friends. I thought of you. I so I thought of you and I was like what would you? Would you be down to have An episode like that, where it's like them versus us, that I was really gonna have Kat and Shelby Sit next to each other, and you and I Were gonna sit on the other side, so you wanna start a fight? That's good ass views, though, bro, but you might be.

Speaker 5:

Are you down for that? Should possibly be down.

Speaker 1:

Run it by her, she'll be sitting next to my girl said that might be fun here.

Speaker 5:

I know I got facts though that's good. That's what I want. Women ain't always right, but men ain't always right either that's facts.

Speaker 1:

That's a good point. That's a good point. Alright, I just want to run that by you before we end. I know you guys is way off topic, but I just wanted to run it by my boy CJ got him left here.

Speaker 1:

I'll be down for. With that being said, you guys, before we wrap the episode, this has been another episode of Timeless Talk, season 5. We got more coming your way soon, soon, soon. Every major platform where you guys listen to your podcasts, where you watch us, we're everywhere. We're on Rumble and YouTube. As far as listening goes, we're on everything except for Pandora. I don't know if Pandora even exists anymore. Man, is Pandora still business? I don't know if you knew this.

Speaker 1:

They were the only fucking audio platform that hated on us. They didn't want to carry our shit. Everybody else approved us iHeartRadio, fucking Spotify, apple Podcast. Everybody showed us love, except for them. They're like nah, we don't know about this timeless talk shit. They never approved us, so fuck them. I don't think they're even in business, no more. So fuck you, pandora, if you watch this. I don't think they're even in business, no more. So fuck you, pandora, if you watch this, I don't care. I'll say it outright, because everybody else accepted us. They love us, so fuck y'all.

Speaker 1:

You guys can catch us on every other podcast streaming platform that you may use, whether it's anything from my heart radio to ones I listed which are more popular Spotify and Apple music. We appreciate y'all, we love y'all. Numbers slowly but surely, man, 3,000 follower listen channeling in through us every fucking week. Bro, I'll take it man. Hey man, I'm not tooting my own horn, I'm just saying it just feels nice to have that reaction, bro, and have that. You know that actual audience following us. You know what I'm saying. Like it's like sorry, I do want to apologize to you guys for and I gotta put this out there just because real quick, before I wrap the episode the past two weeks have been kind of crazy.

Speaker 1:

We've been moving into our new place. We're in a new studio now. I mean this hasn't been an easy move. It's been a lot on us. I am my own editor, so bear with me. I know it's been like this guy's been. It has damn near been a month since our last new episode. So this is the next episode that's coming out. The Olympics episode was supposed to come out last week. This one's going to replace that one. Now. Y'all are still going to get our take on the Olympics, but you're going to get that shit in three weeks, maybe, not maybe.

Speaker 1:

After that shit ended. You know what I'm saying, but you're still going to get our take on that. That's going to be fun because we'll know when the championship is crowned. We'll know that where all this shit started from. You know what I'm saying. We'll see it firsthand. So we're excited for that man. We appreciate y'all.

Speaker 1:

Thank you guys for rocking with us again. You're not as big as a YouTube group, but I'll take it. I mean, hey, you're going to help us get sponsored. Uh, youtube, I want to say we're guys, we're 500 followers away from being monetized, so please subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. I appreciate it, you guys for rocking with us. Positive comments our way. It means a lot to us. Hey, shout out to the kat. I love you, baby. There you go, you got it. Got it in there before the episode. That's what matters, man. I was actually no cj. Before we wrap the episode. I was actually gonna ask you, bro, we usually do this. I do this with all all of my you know co-hosts we'll have on the show. What is your final tidbit? What do you want to say to the audience, in this case your significant other? Now would be the time, so go ahead and give her a proper shout out, bro always a final tip AT love you baby.

Speaker 5:

Everybody just tune in, stay true, stay happy, that's all I got.

Speaker 1:

Appreciate you, bro. That's love dog. We get flowers out on time, let's talk about you can smell them. You know what I'm saying. I appreciate you for being here, bro yes, sir, I got to tell everybody.

Speaker 1:

No for sure, bro, because honestly, this is your time. You're never going to get back, man, so it means a lot to me and everybody else. Man, we mean that I don't take that shit lightly. So thank you, bro. Look forward to having you in the future too. Man Cheeky, are you ready to do your last final tidbit? Asshole way, he's asleep. We gotta wrap the episode man.

Speaker 2:

I have a homie from the navy who just called me were you getting chewed right now? Okay, good I'm from the navy.

Speaker 1:

Oh shit really now I feel like an asshole. All right, I'm glad, bro. All right, chinkies. All right, chinkies. I'll pass up the mic to you, dog. Thank you for coming back oh yeah back with us. You okay, everything work okay you went to the shit, you took a shit in my bathroom. No, you shit in my bathroom.

Speaker 2:

No, you shit in my bathroom, didn't you? I would never shit in another person's restroom.

Speaker 1:

I appreciate that. I mean I got toilet paper in there, but I'm glad you didn't do that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm not that kind of guy.

Speaker 1:

Okay, all right, brother. So this is the part of the episode where you give your final tidbit.

Speaker 4:

Thank you for being here first and foremost, want to leave the audience with.

Speaker 1:

You can shout out your girl. Whatever you want to do, it's up to you, bro. It's your flood to say something, it's your platform.

Speaker 2:

Go ahead, man tap in with timeless talks, one of the greatest podcast podcasts in the av I appreciate that, bro.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, do you want? To redo you want me to. Nah leave that shit. I love it. He said leave that shit in the way it is, bro. He said leave that shit in.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

All right, man, I appreciate it, you're the floor.

Speaker 2:

Shout out my girl, she's the best there you go bro.

Speaker 1:

Hey man, you're not going to say your name though. Nah, I can't. He said Selma, I mean CJ did To a degree. You know what I'm saying. But anyway, you guys, you gotta shout it out, you gotta show it real quick to the camera, real quick.

Speaker 2:

Okay, fuck the cheese heads. Steal a nation Till we die Go ahead, cj, talk your shit, bro.

Speaker 5:

You got the floor. Hey, that's Go Pack Go. I don't know what they talk about. Hey, this is a new era right here. Y'all better tune in.

Speaker 2:

Six Super Bowls Damn Six Super Bowls. I got two.

Speaker 1:

You know what man? The Dolphins got two One of them's undefeated. Neither one of your motherfucking teams have done that shit.

Speaker 2:

Real quick. I win this two Super Bowls in my lifetime.

Speaker 1:

I didn't this shit in my life. I'll be real, but I will say while I was swimming around my daddy's balls. The motherfuckers took it perfect in 72 and no one's done it since.

Speaker 2:

Man, thank you for being here, bro, thank you, have a good one. Have a good one, dog.

Speaker 1:

I've never seen the future like this. Sir, All right hand over Tap in Tap in the time. Thank you, Bye.

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